Notes to self
◊ Note to self: When you have a midterm that is mostly two essay questions, do not go out for margaritas and beer beforehand or you will end up writing things like "Excuse me for sounding like a dirty hippie, but fuck war" in your essay.
Other note to self: Nothing gets you hittin' the cranberry juice like hearing horror stories about yeast infections. When women say things like "The burning would get so bad I'd dream about taking one of those big metal grill brushes and just going to town with it," you will be jumpin' all over that stuff. Yeesh.
Last note to self: Stop talking to yourself. No, really. You sound like a lunatic.