9:25 p.m.
◊ Wendy's Frosty drink-treat-things are not meant to be consumed while driving.
I think you're supposed to use a spoon while eating them, but that's a bit difficult to do in the car. One is required to use a straw.
The viscosity of a Frosty is high enough, though, that I can't draw the frozen treat through the straw. My tongue isn't strong enough (that sounds dirty) to create enough suction (also dirty) to get the stuff out (even dirtier).
I found a compromise: I jammed the straw into the Frosty, pulled it back out and sucked a bit of frozen chocolate sludge out of the straw.
It wasn't so much drinking it, though, as mining it for core samples.