Only me, only here
◊ You know those "only me/only here" moments? Like, you stop and look at what you're doing or what's happening around you and you shake your head and think "Only here would this happen" or "Only I would be this amused by this."
Well, I'm sitting around my living room eating shrimp-flavored chips and watching TV, flipping between a documentary on the creation and organization of the Gestapo and a Playboy's 50th Anniversary special hosted by Jenny McCarthy.
Only me, man. Only here.