(Sort of) new shoes
◊ Man, I love thrift stores.
Yesterday I found what are possibly the world's coolest Vans for $5. They are seriously copasetic footwear. They're blue, they've got palm trees on 'em and they fit perfectly.
Which is good, because if they were any bigger, they wouldn't fit on the scanner.
This is entry number 101. No way no how am I doing one of those "101 things about me" lists because you don't have the patience to read it and I don't have the patience to write it. But I will tell you something about me. I call it "Badass Trivia."
- Badass Trivia
I have a tendency to play Devil's advocate and not feel guilty about it.
I won't feel bad about someone else's weakness. Which means I am often very cruel to weak people.
My movie role models are Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 and Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
I only started calling people "cunts" after I started reading feminist literature.
I tend to injure people when they surprise me. So don't walk up right behind me and startle me if you like not being injured.
I only wish I were as hardcore as this all makes me sound.
Arlette slang deconstructed (or, damn she is tired of explaining this to people)
Squirrely. 1. Evasive, doing a poor job of covering up. He started acting kind of squirrely when I told him he was lying. 2. Untrustworthy, unpredictable. I just about pissed myself when the car's steering started getting squirrely.
Sketchy. 1. Half-assed, potentially dangerous. Dude, those milk-crate bookshelves look sort of sketchy. 2. Uncertain, dubious. I'm kinda sketchy about that party; I think I might bail.
I'll post more when I encounter them.