Wanking & whining
◊ So I've been thinking about something for the past few days:
Why do guys smell so good?
And I think I've figured it out.
It's the reason 17-year-olds are hot and babies have big heads and large eyes.
It's so you won't kill them when they open their mouths and start making noise.
I have been around too many delicious-smelling young men recently. It is bad for the sanity, I tell you.
In other news, it is now past midnight, so my orgasm count for Wednesday will have to stop at four.
Damn, I'm good.