Prepped
◊ CD player stocked with Tom Waits and other drinking music?
Check.
$20 for burritos?
Check.
Two mostly-full packs of cigarettes and a freshly-refilled Zippo?
Check.
A third of a bottle of Bushmill's and half a bottle of Jack Daniel's?
Check.
Sexy underwear?
Check.
Dan is coming over. I'm ready.
Everyone should have an ex like Dan.