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Carry me, Gandalf | 12.20.03
Pistol, piston, pistachio | 12.18.03
Rashomon | 12.18.03
Mixmaster me | 12.14.03
Oh no, book review | 12.14.03
Cherry bomb | 12.14.03
Practical frog effects | 12.13.03
Signage | 12.11.03
Puck rock | 12.10.03
Rescued | 12.09.03
Searching for meaning | 12.09.03
Only me, only here | 12.07.03
(Sort of) new shoes | 12.07.03
Epic Story of Defying Physics in Order to Get a Massive Couch into my Place | 12.06.03
I hate children. | 12.04.03
The cheesecake cure | 12.03.03
I ain't fuckin' depressed ... am I? | 12.02.03
Extra-fun, extra-goofy | 12.02.03
So welcome to the continuing saga | 12.01.03
I am what I play | 12.01.03
How does it make you feel | 11.30.03
Birthday / earwax anthem | 11.29.03
Buy Not Too Much Day | 11.28.03
Brace yourself | 11.28.03
Black Friday | 11.27.03
A beer, turkey, and thou | 11.27.03
I'm a reasonable man | 11.23.03
Everything in its right place | 11.23.03
Following destructions | 11.20.03
Preaching is fucking / insides of rocks | 11.19.03
Clearly his teeth were bared | 11.15.03
I (heart) Irvine Welsh | 11.14.03
Baron by proxy | 11.13.03
Carpal polo | 11.12.03
Junk male | 11.11.03
Holiday weakened | 11.11.03
Shocking, hateful nature | 11.06.03
Jiminy chow | 11.05.03
In my defense | 11.05.03
Wish list | 11.04.03
The Zen of uncertainty | 11.04.03
Target cares about your colon | 11.03.03
Into the breach | 11.02.03
I love my dead gay son! | 11.02.03
Brainbucket | 11.02.03
What's so great about really deep thoughts? | 11.01.03
A hole is nothing at all | 10.31.03
I feel unready | 10.30.03
Arlette the playa' | 10.30.03
Pretending to be a journalist | 10.29.03
Gin-soaked boy | 10.29.03
We should refill our glasses and toast to the Bear God | 10.29.03
Tip of the bottlecap | 10.26.03
Terence and the Mocha of the Beast | 10.25.03
In the ninth ward | 10.25.03
Feed me drugs | 10.24.03
My Kevin Shapiro story | 10.23.03
Wanking & whining | 10.23.03
Fuzzy Puppet House Party | 10.22.03
State of mind | 10.22.03
Well paint my nails and call me goth | 10.21.03
Minivan dreams | 10.21.03
New curves | 10.20.03
Rebel rebel | 10.20.03
How to do dishes | 10.17.03
Arlette to Thom Yorke: Marry me? Please? | 10.17.03
I love to shing | 10.16.03
Home | 10.14.03
Arlette the artiste | 10.14.03
I am in hell | 10.12.03
Pierced! Yay! | 10.11.03
Rhymes with "vomit" | 10.08.03
Prepped | 10.07.03
Six lies about me | 10.07.03
Tongue in cheek = foot in mouth | 10.06.03
Gimme a CD IV | 10.06.03
Invitation to the blues | 10.06.03
Rugrat rant | 10.03.03
More productive | 10.03.03
Hi, Dan. | 10.02.03
Ain't nobody dope as me | 10.02.03
Malady | 10.01.03
Creepy crawlies | 09.29.03
Shutterbug | 09.29.03
Warning! Emo! | 09.28.03
Here fishy fishy | 09.26.03
My last three days | 09.24.03
Mental note | 09.24.03
Radiohead | 09.24.03
Mopey | 09.23.03
Please bomb my workplace | 09.22.03
Good head | 09.22.03
Porn! Insomnia! Whee! | 09.22.03