Dream interpolation
◊ OK, so everyone knows that the best types of dreams are flying dreams and wet dreams.
So how come those two types of dreams never mix?
Just think about it. You're dreaming, and you're making out with whoever floats your boat or churns your butter or boils your ramen -- you pick the phrase that makes you happy. And you're pressed up against this person, swapping spit and grinding happily, and then suddenly you're flying over trees! Soaring like a bird! Swooping like a, uh, thing that swoops! Kind of like in a book by Douglas Adams, actually, but you're not worrying about that because the lawyers still haven't figured out a way to sue you for unconscious copyright infringement.
And then you're standing in front of your third-grade classroom butt naked, but none of your classmates are laughing because you've got Angelina Jolie, equally naked, clinging to your arm.
That would be awesome.