Queen of the road
◊ I am the queen of all driving.
The title of a previous entry referred to a certain "thirty-mile handjob."
To clarify:
These would be the approximately thirty miles between San Francisco and Los Altos.
The "handjob" bit is obvious.
Said handjob was administered to the car's passenger on Interstate 280. The car was travelling at 10-15 miles above the posted speed limit at all times. At least four lane changes were required. No accidents, scary stops or drifting out of the lane occurred.
I was at the wheel.
I am the queen of all driving.