Kraftsmanship
◊ I saw an ad for the kids' fruit drink Capri Sun just now. It referred to the drink as "liquid cool."
I looked up Capri Sun. It is made by Kraft Foods.
Kraft Foods is owned by Phillip Morris.
I wonder who's in charge of weaning the kids off Capri Sun and getting them started on Marlboros?
I smoke sexy cigarettes, myself.