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It is dedicated with affection and disdain to Dan and Dean, respectively.
Zappa References on Mystery Science Theater 3000
P.S. Dean-Dawg taught me a hella rad card game, yo. I'll teach it to y'all at the housewarming party I'll be throwing after I get my ass into gear and move into my new place.
P.P.S. Those creepy light-up deer Christmas decorations scare me. My mom has one to go with the light-up giant plastic Santa and reindeer that she rescued from a Dumpster. It makes me want to cry.