Brainbucket
◊ I hate the better-off-as-friends speech.
I know it's good this way and I want to have him as a friend because he's very nice and a lot of fun. And I knew damn well he was too mixed-up and idealistic and non-jaded for me and I wanna be single anyway and had been worrying about that and blah blah blah BLAH.
I am wearing his hat. It is awesome. I must get one of my own.
It is a paradoxical hat. It is so fantastically cool that it cannot be of this earth, but somehow in spite of this overweening, downright frigid level of coolness, it keeps my head warm when I brave the cold to smoke a cigarette.
How does it work? I do not know.
I could spend weeks figuring this one out.