Ain't nobody dope as me
◊ Yesterday's filthy fucking mood erased, thanks to Outkast and a fuckload of caffeine.
I am the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
If "cool" means "about to finally clean the kitchen for the first time in weeks," that is.
Fuck it. I'm so cool, even my housecleaning has style to make people jealous.
When I was a kid I had a mad crush on Fiver, the spooky runt rabbit from Watership Down who could see into the future. He was so frail and strange.
I never thought about how weird that was.
Until right now.
And no, this does not mean I want to have sex with rabbits, you freak.