Good head
◊ I have a very nice skull.
I'm told that people delivered by Caesarian section have nice skulls because their skulls don't get all squashed and deformed during labor.
All you fuckers with weird skulls: I laugh at you.
I shake my perfectly-formed skull at you.
Except if your head is lumpy because of accidents and head trauma. I know too many people like that. They would punch me in the kidneys for insulting their heads.
Their fantastic, shapely, totally sexy heads.
Please don't kill me, angry lumpy-headed people.
It would be a tragedy if my beautiful, beautiful cranium were lost to this world.