Beer is beautiful
◊ Beer is beautiful.
Pitcher of beer. Innit pretty?
The bartender at the Homestead Lounge put a tall glass of ice into our half-full pitcher of beer to keep it cold. And the other bartender made jokes at the customers' expense and said things like "No, that's not what you're smelling; I farted."
Owen and me "researching" our "bar review" for the "newspaper." Ball-scratching is a crucial part of evaluating any drinking establishment. Note how skilled Owen is at this important activity.
Now I am at the lab where I am supposed to "working." I am taking pictures of things. I am sure the "iMacs" are trying to take over the lab because they are "evil hell demons bent on destruction" and all I need is proof! PROOF!"
Yeah.