Assistant exploitation
◊ At the newspaper, we make our assistants do strange things for posed photos.
Assistants at Work: The Rapture of the Coffee Pot
This one ran in place of the cover of a pornographic film. I couldn't find an example of the porn video's cover, so I ran this instead with a note explaining it. That's Scott the features assistant and Jon the news assistant. The opinions assistant chickened out when I told him "Get over here, I need to get a picture of the assistants doing something weird."