Look! I'm famous!
◊ I am now a Serious Writer. My ex found out that Spam News linked to an article I'd written for La Voz. And yeah it's a daily blog and it links to all kinds of stuff but lemme tell you, my piece is at least fifty times funnier, more insightful, and more informative than anything else they linked to.
Because I rock.
And I'm totally sexy, to boot.