Minty fresh

{ 08.20.03, 9:37 p.m. }

◊ You should read this instead of the many millions of other web diaries and blogs because I rock. Hardcore. Like a hurricane, or something.

Yes, I'm aware that so far there's not enough content to prove this. So here's my solution: I do solemnly swear (meaning I will try very hard to keep a straight face while I say this) to rock your ass as hard as possible. I will do everything in my power to be witty, original, and most of all, brief.

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