Primordial soup
◊ I left a large bowl of soup on the counter for two days.
I ate it anyway.
I was away so I'd left the heater off. It's so goddamn cold at my place, the fridge is only useful for keeping food items from freezing solid.
I examined the soup thoroughly before I put it back in the fridge. It smelled normal, looked normal and wasn't green.
I think it was safe.
At least, I'm not dead yet.
I got a spam e-mail titled "Paris Hilton gets naked and crazy for you." I thought about it and realized I'd pay good money I don't have to prevent a naked, freaked-out heiress from flipping out on my property.