Jiminy chow
◊ Today, I have had:
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Three beers and part of a fourth.
Four chocolate-covered insects (two mealworms, two crickets).
Three orgasms, all self-inflicted.
One chocolate croissant.
And it is 3:20 p.m. and I have only been conscious for four hours.
Sweet.
Now, if I could just get laid.