Pretending to be a journalist
◊ I won something.
Turns out I got an honorable mention from the JACC for column writing. (Oh, and La Voz took 22 awards and honorable mentions this year. That's because we ROCK and all those other papers SUCK.)
But an honorable mention? What the fuck ever. This means that I wasn't good enough to get a ranking that mattered.
Plus the fuckers misspelled my last name.
I wrote an opinions piece for the paper. You can look at it, if you want to read my weirdness and look at an unflattering picture of me flashing devil horns with my hands and grinning.