I love to shing
◊ OK, it's been five days and I'm still talkin' funny on account of this barbell through my tongue.
So would that stop me from singing along to the music at work? Of course it wouldn't! Today was Speech Impediment Karaoke at the coffeeshop, with me serenading customers and co-workers alike with 80s pop standards like "Don't Shtand Sho Closhe to Me," "Jusht Like Heaven," "Shtrangelove," and "Shaved by Zero."
I am shuch a headcashe.