I am in hell
◊ Ooh, I'm clever. This is a comment I left on one of Prostitu�e's diary entries, and I think it's worth sharing:
It can get a little frustrating chasing boys around and getting turned down. But if the alternative is being bored with sex, I'll take the rejection. Or at least, I will for two weeks until the lack of sex makes me psycho.
Yay!
Saw Bubba Ho-Tep with Dan and Dean (don't they sound like a motorcycle accident waiting to happen?). What a thoroughly kickass movie. Bruce Campbell as Elvis? Beautiful.
Tongue piercing update:
I can't drink, smoke, kiss, or give head.
I still slur like I'm drunk (though I just tell myself I talk like Asia Carrera).
It takes me 20 minutes to eat a slice of pizza.
Plus I'm on the rag.
Plus I have to work at 5:30 a.m. tomorrow.
Then I have to drive to Fresno.
Someone please shoot me in the head, now.
I just IM'ed someone with this:
i am godzilla you are a tokyo skyscraper. RAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!! *stomp stomp stomp*
Holy fuck, I'm tired.
And holy fuck, I love Oscar Wilde:
"Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them."
"I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly."
Except for his being a total fuckhead. Kinda like Shaw, in that respect.